HelpDesk Ticket From A Customer:

“I dont know what planet you are from, but where I come from when a prospective customer pays 4.95 to get started that person should be able to login and get started. I notice you have new cancellation policy, but when you accept money and dont deliver I believe you owe me money. Bob“

My Reply To Said Customer:

First of all Bob, I just checked your status and it’s active. Yes you should be able to log in but rather than requesting assistance or informing me of a problem you want to attack. Second, you signed up for a free 30 day trial, so how you think I owe you money is beyond me. You haven’t paid a dime yet. Third, you caught me on a bad day.

So to answer your question, Bob, I live on a planet where I get to do this… I canceled your PayPal subscription and deleted your ass. Anything else I can assist you with today, Bob?

Completely wrong on my part but, oh what a feeling

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